elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
When people call you a “snowflake” just remember they’re quoting Fight Club, a satire written by a gay man about how male fragility causes men to destroy themselves, resent society, and become radicalized, and that Tyler Durden isn’t the hero but a personification of the main character’s mental illness, and that his “snowflake” speech is a dig at how fascists use dehumanizing language to breed loyalty from insecure people.
So basically people who say “snowflake” as an insult are quoting a domestic terrorist who blows up skyscrapers because he’s insecure about how good he is in bed.
also when people talk about being red pilled, remember that the red pill/blue pill idea came from the Matrix, a franchise made by trans women (the Wachowski sisters)
(Source: facebook.com, via voidspell)
actually all bisexuals do is spend too much money in H&M and drink iced coffee
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- Female celebrity: *gets into mediocre drama with someone*
- Internet: SNAKE EXPOSED 🐍 🐍 END HER CAREER
- Male celebrity: *beats his wife*
- Internet: Omg can't wait to go see his new movie!! 😍😍
Do yall also have these mutuals that you just??? Grew really fond of?? Like, you never properly talk to them and all you do is like each other’s posts but whenever you see them on your dash you’re like “hello sunshine, I hope you’re drinking lots of water and being happy your health and wellbeing is so important to me” and I hope that’s not weird because honestly that’s me all the time
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Anonymous asked: when i was "7" i was in a hospital for a few months for a secret reason. my aunt brought me a snake to make me feel better, i tried to eat it but my mother slapped it out of my hand and it got away. we never found it. his name was slippy.
redcabooze-moved-deactivated202:
this ask has so many questions around it. why did you try to eat the snake? why was the hospital visit secret? was it secret to you as well? why are their quotation marks around the number 7?? as if you weren’t actually seven?? this is so upsetting. thank you.